Solving Problems

There is a great list of problem solving techniques at the Seeing into the True Nature. They are all hilarious. Here are a few of my favorite.

  • Have you tried becoming the problem?
  • Have you tried not having been born?
  • Have you tried making the problem worse?
  • Have you tried dropping boxes of Modafinil all over the place?
  • Have you tried hiring the problem to afflict your enemies?
  • Have you tried making the problem into a brand?
  • Have you tried abolishing the concept of property so no one “has” any problems?
  • Have you tried praying for the courage to change the things you can?
  • Have you tried writing bitter letters to the editor explaining that you have solved the problem but academy politics torpedoed your career?
  • Have you tried renaming the problem a conjecture and moving on?

Many more great techniques at the link.

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