In this series I will be attempting to answer current and retried Google interview questions. As outlined in the books How Google Works and Work Rules! Google has found that “boring,” non-riddle questions are best at predicting future performance, but some of the older questions I’ll be answering are riddles.

Question:

“Tell me a joke.”

Possible Answers:

(1) I like your face. (Not recommended).

(2) What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B!

(3) The image Business Insider choose to accompany this question was a screenshot from Broad City (see below). So in honor of that wonderful show I will present this NSFW joke that was actually told by my friend Ron in the presence of my dad while four of us were at dinner:

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth.

Yes that really happened IN FRONT OF MY FATHER. Thanks Ron.